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A man came running in the bedroom because he heard his wife screaming and saw somebody jumping out the window and asked his wife what happened ? She replied he raped me twice. He said wait a minute how did he rape you twice. She said he raped me first time I thought it was you. Then he came back and raped me the second time then I knew it wasn’t you. Lol
 

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MUSTA BEEN HIS BROTHER~ guy woke up with burglars gun in his face---burglar tied him and his wife up to the bed--leaned over and whispered in the wifes ear and went into the bathroom
the husband told his wife--"HE is gonna rape you----be brave and co-operate it will save our life----is that what he whispered in your ear?
wifes reply "NO!!! he said he is gay and wanted to know if i had vaseline in the bathroom----BUT !! be brave and co-operate it will save our life !!!!! "
 

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A salesman came to a farmer house and stated he had the best pesticide in the world. Farmer said ya right! Sales man stated he would go into the pasture corner and stand there naked sprayed down with the pesticide. Farmer says OK. Ties the man to the corner post, sprays him down and goes back to the house.
Farmer gets up the next morning walks out to the pasture and the salesman is all beat up and bruised. The farmer asks what happen to you?
Salesman says, Does that calf have a mother?
If you want to take this down feel free! I'm just following your lead!😳
 
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